"Pay, Sit, Barf"

Okay, I know Mustard Street is about our own writing and we avoid just posting links to other content, but this is too good:

"Here is what Eat, Pray, Love is about:   Julia Roberts is a successful travel writer with a house, a million bucks, and a handsome husband.   Naturally, she is also paralysed by abject sorrow ..."

It gets better from there.