Friday, July 2, 2010

Hate Speech for the Fourth

We'll mark Independence Day with some down-and-dirty extremist hate speech, as the mainstream media have trained us to recognize it:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.   That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it .   .   .


Parker said...

Ha! You nailed it! And wouldn't it be "racist, sexist and homophobic" too??

Anonymous said...

Great quote -- no wonder Democrat congresspersons won't have any more Town Hall meetings. They'd have to put up with uncivil nut cases spouting this kind of extremism!

Or even worse -- secretly thinking it, but being silent. Orwell invented a word for this -- CRIMETHINK!

Anonymous said...

Also "Christianist." "Creator" is just a code word for Christianity. Can't leave out Allah!

Oh, and also "classist," because the quote requires you to be literate enough to understand it.